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THE BIZZY BUDDIES!
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
God existed in a pitch black space... and He was very bored... and very, very lonely.
God decided He needed a place to "call home", so he created a cloud for Himself to live on.
Then God decided He needed some furniture, so He created a chair for Himself.
God then decided He needed some decorative gates to break up all the blackness ...
... and of course He needed some stairs to get to the gate ...
... and He added a few more clouds for visual appeal.
For a final splash of dramatic flair, God added some golden rays of light!
In the beginning... there was God. Just God. Only God alone in the immense blackness. It was dark... and lonely... and BORING. God decided he needed some lights to sorta "jazz up the place"... so he created stars. Lots of stars... millions of stars... in fact... he got so excited creating the stars, he made even MORE of them! Billions in fact. Actually, more like GAZILLIONS!
God got excited and really got into the "decorating mode", so he decided he needed a nice place to live. He made a cloud... a big cloud. And then he decided he needed a place to sit. So he made a chair to sit in. Not just any chair. God made a fancy, elaborate chair (although it wasn't the most comfortable to sit in). Then God decided the cloud with the big chair was kinda plain, so he made some decorative gates... golden gates. And he built some stairs going up to the gates, just because they looked pretty neat!
When the dog arrives, The Devil Himself is furious because the dominant dog is a wussy POODLE instead of the mean breed!
The Devil Himself is smitten when the three-headed dog licks the Devil's hand. The Devil names his new pet dog "Cerebrus".
The Devil Himself makes Cerebrus the official guard dog who won't let anyone leave Hell Below.
If we use our Free Will to succomb to The Devil Himself and do alot of bad things and are totally unrehabilitative, we will end up in Hell Below and The Devil Himself's three-headed dog Cerebrus won't let us leave!
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God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!
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