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WEAVING SPIDERS

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God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!

The slogan of the Bohemian Graveyard lunatics is 'Weaving Spiders Don't Come Here' which means leave your baggage and gossip (and spiders) at home. ▲

"Weaving Spiders Come Here Not"

The Bohemian Grove hosts its main annual encampment in mid-to-late July, typically lasting for two to three weeks. Located in Monte Rio, California, this private, all-male gathering for eLeek members and guests usually spans three consecutive weekends. Events include the opening "Cremation of Care" ceremony and the late-July Grove Play.

The main July event is famous for its "Lakeside Talks" informal policy speeches given by prominent figures and theatrical performances like the Cremation of Care ceremony and the Grove Play, which is traditionally performed on the final weekend of the encampment.

The Bohemian Grove owl effigy is a 40-foot hollow concrete structure, designed by sculptor Haig Patigian, serving as a shrine at the edge of a lake in Monte Rio, California. It is the centerpiece of the "Cremation of Care" ceremony, a theatrical, dramatic ritual performed annually by members of the elite Bohemian Club to symbolically burn an effigy representing "dull cares" or worldly worries, thus kicking off their two-week summer encampment.

Key Details About the Owl Effigy & Ritual: The Symbol: The owl symbolizes wisdom and is the mascot of the Bohemian Club, founded in 1872. The club's motto, "Weaving Spiders Come Not Here," is associated with it, indicating that outside business and politics should not be discussed. The Ceremony: The "Cremation of Care" involves hooded figures in robes performing a ceremony involving music, fireworks, and the burning of a human-shaped effigy at the base of the statue. Participants & History: Often attended by high-ranking politicians, businessmen, and artists, the ceremony has been a tradition since the late 19th century. While often surrounded by conspiracy theories, the event is primarily viewed by participants as a theatrical, boisterous bonding ritual, notes. Origins: The ritual was devised around 1881, and while some observers have likened it to ancient, dark rituals, it is described by participants as a theatrical, cathartic event.

Every Halloween there are a bunch of bohemian nutcases who congregate in Leekville Cemetery, in a weed-filled grove known as "The Bohemian Graveyard". They have pizza delivered from The Leaning Tower of Pizza and dance around a giant effigy of a vulture while wearing sheets over their heads. During this crazy ceremony they try contacting Ghosts with a Squeegee Board. Total bunch of lunatics!
If we use our Free Will to succomb to The Devil Himself and do alot of bad things and are totally unrehabilitative, we will end up in Hell Below and The Devil Himself's three-headed dog Cerebrus will bite us if we try to leave!

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With the addition of the Mermaid attraction, the Allium County Aquarium initially sees a booming increase in revenue. When the Mermaid's agent Seymour Berkowitz discovers this, he tries renegotiating her contract for a percentage of ticket sales.

To churn up tourism excitement, Allium Metropolitan Museum collaborates with the Aquarium, lending their precious jewel collection for display in the Aquarium's underwater scenes.

When the treasure chest display is installed at the Aquarium, the jewels mysteriously start disappearing! With public focus on the WikiLeeks Scandal, the Mermaid is suspected of pilfering the jewels from the treasure chest. Further scrutiny reveals that the Mermaid might not be a REAL mermaid at all... conspiracy theories abound!

The Allium County Aquarium eventually falls prey to water quality issues stemming from the damming of Leek Lake and Leek Creek, which the Development Party supports in defiance of the Ecology Party. Most of the Ecology Party members live in Pleasant Façade Estates and they want to divert water from Leek Lake so they can water their manicured lawns and expensive landscape.
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God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!

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God Almighty lives in Heaven Above and watches over The Entire Universe (with much chagrin) along with his main arch angel Archie The Angel. God always has high hopes for Humanity... let's hope we don't let God down!

 
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