You Will Own Nothing And Be Unhappy...
Every year the Global Eleeks meet at the World Turd Forum , an international "stink-tank" to share ideas to shape the world into a big giant turd.
The World Turd Forum (WTF) was started by decrepit billionaire Der Potatokopf and attended by all the Global Eleeks in politics, finance, media, education, science and technology to meet, greet and eat.
This year's focus is on Climate Control, Cryptic Currency, the Ovis Syndrome, and their favorite pet project "The Great Reboot" in which they plan to eliminate Humans and replace them with A.I. robots! The World Turd Forum (WTF) is an organization committed to its mission "to destroy the state of the world by engaging business, political, academic, health, finance and other leaders in the fields of Politics, Finance, Technology, Media, Eduction, Science and Health." The "World Turd Forum" was started by decrepit billionaire Der Potatokopf, for the Global Eleeks from everywhere to meet and greet for a week of whatever their agenda is that year.
This year's focus is on Climate, Cryptic Currency, the Ovis Syndrome, and their favorite pet project "The Great Reboot" a grand scheme encourage the proliferation of "useless idiots" by creating division through fear and anger to dumb-down human beings and enslave them to a master race of Artifically intelligent robots!
Each year Der Potatokopf hosts the WTF in conjunction with the WHAT (World Health and Tyranny) organization, whose current focus is developing a vaccine for the newest dread disease Ovis Syndrome,
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Der Potatokopf has invited as guest speaker the world's richest TRILLIONAIRE Saul Fuhr III, a big, blobby, vile, evil-smelling garlic bulb. Sharing the stage with him is his weak son Aleek the Leek (a geeky-looking leek with glasses).
They are both secret society members of The Alliuminati, the glitterati of the Global Eleeks.
The 'Global Eleeks' are gathered to hear Saul Fuhr III and his weak son Aleek speak.
Aleek the Leek saunters haughtily up to the front
of the stage.
ALEEK:
I want to start off
with a joke...
Aleek the leek launches into a "joke"...
ALEEK:
"What's the best way
to control the
unwashed masses"?
DER POTATOKOPF:
I don't know... what's
the best way to control
the unwashed masses?
ALEEK:
The best way to
control the unwashed
masses is...
... take 'em to
the CLEANERS!
DER POTATOKOPF:
(chuckling sadistically)
They will own nothing
and be unhappy!
The sycophant audience laughs uproariously. SAUL FUHR III:
We need to control
the unwashed masses!
ALEEK:
We need to control
the politicians who
control the unwashed
masses.
VET:
We need to control
the banks that support
the politicians
that control the
unwashed masses!
ALEEK:
We need to control the
tech industries that
are financed by the banks!
that fund the politicians
that control the
unwashed masses!
ALEEK:
We need to control the
science and health industrial complex
We need to control the media
that collaborates with
the tech industry
that is financed by the banks
that fund the politicians
that control the
unwashed masses!
We need to control the education system
that is influenced by the media
that collaborates with
the tech industry
that is financed by the banks
that fund the politicians
that control the
unwashed masses!
ALEEK:
We need to control the
science and health industrial complex
that controls the education system
that is influenced by the media
that collaborates with
the tech industry
that is financed by the banks
that fund the politicians
that control the
unwashed masses!
VET/ALEEK:
We need to control
energy that runs the
science and health industrial complex
that controls the education system
that is influenced by the media
that collaborates with
the tech industry
that is financed by the banks
that fund the politicians
that control the
unwashed masses!
ALEEK:
(chuckling sadistically)
Tell them what we
want them to think... and DO!
DER POTATOKOPF
We need to control the media
to put out plenty of
demeaning and depressing
drivel and create hopelessness, fear and anger.
ALEEK:
Create a master race
of AI robots that
will enslave the
unwashed masses.
VET:
The best way to do
that is through money!
VET/ALEEK:
Yes and I have
buckets of bucks
budgeted for bribery,
blackmail and betrayal.
VET/ALEEK:
We need to control
the medical
field!
DER POTATOKOPF:
Yeah, keep 'em sick
as dogs and then
get a cut from the
funeral home.
DER POTATOKOPF:
We need to control energy
by raising utility
bills and fine the peons
for using appliances
during peak hours.
VET/ALEEK:
We need to control the food source
Powdered bug protein
doesn't have to be
cooked anyway.
DER POTATOKOPF:
Speaking of energy,
I'd like to welcome
onstage with us...
The Power Plant!
DER POTATOKOPF:
The Power Plant has
done an amazing job
increasing the misery
of the unwashed masses...
...by raising customer
rates by over 500%
The sycophantic crowd claps enthusiasticly DER POTATOKOPF:
And I'd also like to
welcome Senator Dick
Tate...
DER POTATOKOPF:
...esteemed leader of the
Federal Energy Commission
of Environmental Studies
(FECES)
DER POTATOKOPF:
Senator Dick Tate is
on a "comeback" junket
and seeking re-election.
DER POTATOKOPF:
Any help you can give
him will reward you
in the future...
DER POTATOKOPF:
...after all, we plan
on making him
President someday!
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The 'Global Eleeks' gather at the annual WTF meeting to curry favor with the "bigwigs" ...in hopes of being invited to join "The Alliuminati"
THE ALLIUMINATI
The Alliuminati is a secret society, with goals to "promote superstition, obscurantism, religious influence over public life, and abuses of state power".
They promote and finance shadow governments all over the world. The Alliuminati are the glitterati of the Global Eleeks.
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Saul Fuhr III and his geeky weak son Aleek the Leek
A big, blobby, stinky garlic bulb
This is the Vile Evil Trillionaire Saul Fuhr III.
Sharing the stage with him is his weak-wisp entitled son Aleek the Leek, a geeky-looking leek who has never worked a day in his
privileged little life.
(a geeky-looking leek with glasses) who has never worked a day in his privileged little life.
The Vile Evil Trillionaire (whose very name shakes the nerves of those "who know") is so vile and evil.. he won't even allow his servants to LOOK at him... (not that they'd want to)
When you have all the money in the world, and own everything you could ever want, there's only one thing left to crave... POWER!
OVIS SYNDROME
It's BAAAAaaaadddd! Allium County has been affected with a mysterious malady called "Ovis Syndrome" which renders its victims unable to speak... only bleat like a sheep!
Ovis Syndrome is a disease that renders its victims unable to speak...
... only bleat like a sheep!
The "cure" for Ovis Syndrome is a vaccination... A cure is derived using an innoculation made from the urine of sheep that eat leeks. The problem is... it makes you smell like a sulfurous barnyard! ... scientifically developed, curated, marketed and distributed under the watchful eye of the World Health and Tyranny Organization (WHAT).
... made from the URINE of sheep...
... that eat LEEKS! The sheep urine creates a gooey paste, that many Ovis sufferers go to such lengths as injecting it with a caulking gun!
The side effect from the vaccine is that you end up smelling like a sulfurous barnyard...
...so everyone has to wear a mask over their nose to cover the smell!
Senator Dick Tate is in charge of the campaign to exhort the populace to wear the mask. And Senator Dick Tate is head of the Ovis Syndrome sheep urine vaccination campaign...
"Either Ur IN... or Ur OUT"
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