"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON

CRYPTIC CURRENCY A hot new "alt coin" is gaining momentum... TakaLeek Tokens (TLT) is the native currency on the Allium Schlockchain. Its origin pings to an IP address in Allium County... to a server farm in rural Leekville (covertly run by 11-year old child-prodigy savant and cryptic currency millionaire Cosmo Szabo).

Senator Dick Tate sets up his "associate" DeeDee Duncan (mistress) to be Director of the Allium County Visitors Bureau. She misspells pertinent things. And then she misspells "misspell"!

stupid person doing the marketing for Leekville. First they misspell "Leek" as "Leak". Then they misspell "Capitol" "Capital" (shrugging) "So what... it's just one letter...."

CUSS (County Uber Surveillance/Serveillance Service) gets involved... the Power Plant too... alot of power used to mine tokens.

----------------------------- TECHNOLOGY Allium County also comes under "County Uber Security Surveillance" when the Leek Router pings from this IP address: Cosmo?

----------------------------- CRYPTIC CURRENCY

Cosmo advises Jake to buy Spitcoin. Jake buys some and ends up making money! Jake hangs out at Cosmo... Jake invests in SpitCoin at the urging of Littler's friend Cosmo.

capitalizing on opportunities

----------------------------- ----------------------------- TECHNOLOGY Allium County also comes under "County Uber Security Surveillance" when the Leek Router pings from this IP address: Cosmo? ----------------------------- CRYPTIC CURRENCY Cosmo advises Jake to buy Spitcoin. Jake buys some and ends up making money! Jake hangs out at Cosmo... Jake invests in SpitCoin at the urging of Littler's friend Cosmo. capitalizing on opportunities ----------------------------- TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The meeting is about
to commence!






TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!


Tommy storms into the room, bug-eyed with rage!

Barley's shirt slogan "It's OK to be OK"

TOMMY: All I can say is... "Get a job!!"



TAMMY:
What did you say?!


LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am


TAMMY:
That's more like it.


LEAZA:
Hey! What are you
doing to the dish
soap?!

LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

Leaza impatiently grabs the multi-colored bottle, and ends up mixing the colors together into a khaki-colored goo

Littler screams out as Tammy grabs the bottle and the colors all mix together

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!

TAMMY: Oh for cryin' out loud... JOEY RAINBOW:
(shuddering)
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