"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON

Joey Rainbow and Leaza in early conversation:
JOEY: My dad is a multi-millionaire, and yet he expects me to clean my own toilets. I would NEVER clean toilets...
LEAZA: How did your dad make his millions?
JOEY: Owning a janitorial cleaning business.
----------- Joey turns to a bandmate and says about Leaza: JOEY: There are the "preeners" and the "screeners". That chick is definitely a "preener". BANDMATE: Why? What's a "screener"? JOEY: Anyone you want to screen. ------------ Leaza and Joey are dating. jShe is going to his shows. They even get to ride in a limousine. The limo has arrived. They go outside and it's a pink stretch limo JOEY: I wanted a BLACK limo!! DRIVER: There's a shortage of black limos... alot of recent funerals/deaths -------------

Leaza and Joey are dating. He is showing her his tattoos. He tells her the history of each one. Leaza offers him a sip of her Burpee. He declines, intoning sanctimoniously. JOEY: I never eat anything that has/with red dye #5 in it.

LEEZA

Leeza's boyfriend Joey Rainbow is heavily tattooed but claims:
"I don't eat anything that has red dye #5 in it.

(later on he will decline a red Burpee saying no red dye #5, but then he grabs a blue Burpee and saying "but I never say no to blue dye #19" JOEY: I don't worry about the lyrics I write becausse no one can understand them anyway. I mean, life, half the time I end up forgetting the lyrics, I just make up any ol thing when I'm up there. ---------------------- Tammy feels threatened by Joey's presence in her life. Leaza takes Tammy to one of Joey's shows. Tammy is overwhelmed by the music volume and pitch LEAZA: How do you like it? TAMMY: (in pain) I'm blown away! Leeza ends up ditching her micromanager momager Tammy, who is spending more and more time focusing on her own career instead of Leaza's. Before Leaza was complaining: You focus too uch on me". Later she complains "You don't focus enough on me".


Leaza and Tammy have a falling out.

LEAZA: I don't need you to take care of me! I can take care of myself! I can survive on my own!

Next panel, she's at Joey Rainbow's door with ALL her luggage ---------------------

LEAZA: Can I stay with you?

JOEY: For how long?

LEAZA: Forever?



The band mates are crowded around the door. Joey turns to his bandmates.



JOEY: I'm giving you notice

BAND1: notice for what?

JOEY: To move out

BAND2: You're evicting us?

JOEY: Yes.

BAND3: When? JOEY: Immediately LEAZA: (I love a "take charge" man) ------------------------- The band moves out. Joey and Leaza have a honeymoon period of sorts... until he forgets her birthday... and other things too. ****WARNING BIG SHIT FEST^******Joey forgets Leaza's birthday, date of birth, day they met, and yet he remembers his first club date ----------------------------- Leaza bragging to Tammy about Joey Rainbow's "band"

LEAZA: ... and they're leaving on tour tomorrow!
TAMMY: (impressed) On tour? When do they return?
LEAZA: Oh, they come back the same night... they got tired of sleeping in the car


So Leaza thinks the band is gone for the night... she cleans up the mess they made in the kitchen, leaves for work

LEAZA: I love coming home from work to a clean house. When I get home today I am going to fix something to eat and take a long hot bath... LEAZA: I am going to order pizza to be delivered Leaza arrives home, sees some of the band members (and assorted and sundry groupies) BAND: Hey, we got some pizza... we saved you some! Leaza has a big smile... goes into the kitchen, it's a complete mess, pizza boxes everywhere. She looks completely dismayed!! ****WARNING BIG SHIT FEST^******Joey forgets Leaza's birthday, date of birth, day they met, and yet he remembers his first club date ============= Leaza: Queen of Clutter. The guys keep leaving huge messes that Leaza, who is living rent free, ends up having to clean, in addition to going to her temp job and auditions. She gets home and the place is a huge mess. She cleans it up, goes to bed, the band "rehearses" all night (eating and playing video games and banging on drums and strumming on guitars and playing video games...) Leaza wakes up in the morning and it's a mess all over again! She cleans it up before going to work... she comes home and it's a mess again. Joey's dad is letting them live rent free but gets mad when Joey lets the band move in. thenjoeys dad throws them ALL out, Leaza and Joey end up breaking up. The Free Raticals get a gig as house band at Bizzyland LEAZA: I'm not going back to where I came from Leaza moves back in with her mom and Follywood pursuing her internet success. She finds romance with an IT nerd (sorta ala Big Bang Theory), Joey sees Littler's ad and they take up residence at Tuckus Inn =============== Joey and the band get a gig as house band at Bizzyland. Leaza refuses to go with them LEAZA: I'm not returning back to where I came from Joey and the band see the ad Littler wrote for Ma's bed and breakfast. Joey's looking at the ad, his eyes bugging out! "Lot's of pussies" So the band shows up at Tuckus Inn ... cats everywhere... JOEY: uh, this isn't the kind of pussies we had in mind TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The meeting is about
to commence!


Leeza tries to become and actress with Tammy as her momager. They sign a contract to have the family on a reality show. Leeza's career is full of rejection... in Allium County she was a big fish in a small pond. But out in the "reel world" she is a little fish in a big pond. Leeza hits good fortune when an item she found at a thrift store is worth ALOT of money. She becomes an "influencer" on-line. Tammy joins a band of middle aged "menopause mania" genre, "The Hot Flashes"

Ta Leeza fires Tammy her momager and doesn't have a manager so she is having to take temp secretarial work. She realizes (gradually) she misses her mom

Leeza moves out with her boyfriend Joey Rainbow, lead singer of "Rancid Meat" and later "Free RATicals". Joey and his band members "rehearse" all night at their apartment/condo/? and Leeza has to work in the morning. She goes into the kitchen and the sink is full of filthy dishes from the night/morning before...2am French Toast (during which every pot and pan in the kitchen was dirted) crusted egg and sour milk. The egg beater used...everything splattered on the walls.

GUY1 is yawning largely, anticipating a long uninterrupted daytime slumber.
GUY1: Hey! We left some French Toast for you
Reaction shot: Leeza staring in bleary-eyed horror at the kitchen!

So Leeza wakes up to this every morning, and she's so mad she has to document it and it inadvertantly becomes an internet/interweb sensation. She is so discouraged, then she does one dish... and then another. Tackle the biggest, ugliest mess. Just that. You'll feel so much better and it will take less than a minute or two. Leeza becomes the "Clutter Queen"

Leeza wakes up 7am all bleary eyed from not sleeping... Joey and the other guys are just now ending their rehearsal session and are yawning and ready for bed. "Oh, it's gonna be so good to get horizontal for awhile". And there's Leeza exhausted facing a day of work.

Meanwhile Tammy's band is slipping up and down the charts... Tammy has moved in with their manager... who is 13 years younger than her!! Leeza is furious. The other band members get pissed because Tammy is getting the attention.

LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am


TAMMY:
That's more like it.
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

Leaza impatiently grabs the multi-colored bottle, and ends up mixing the colors together into a khaki-colored goo

Littler screams out as Tammy grabs the bottle and the colors all mix together

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!

TAMMY: Oh for cryin' out loud... JOEY RAINBOW:
(shuddering)
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