"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON

God and the Devil are playing a hand of gin rummy. DEVIL: I'll bet you $xx that I can prove those humans you made are the stupidest creatures in the universe GOD: C'mon... they're not THAT stupid. DEVIL: Oh yes they are... and I will prove it. What are you willing to bet? GOD: I prefer to give them the benefit of the doubt... however, I can never resist a good wager! How about xxx

Senator Dick Tate sets up his "associate" DeeDee Duncan (mistress) to be Director of the Allium County Visitors Bureau. She misspells pertinent things: stupid person doing the marketing for Leekville. First they misspell "Leek" as "Leak". Then they misspell "Capitol" "Capital" (shrugging) "So what... it's just one letter...."

Devil: people seek validation through outside sources such as money and possessions (possessed ) they don't see their worth
God says that's why I put them there, to learn their worth and value themselves
the Devil says "they're not doing a very good job of it" and so they wager a bet over a game of gin rummy
GOD: What are the terms?
DEVIL: Oh, let's say a million years
GOD: (chuckling) I up you by five!
DEVIL: (chuckling harder) You're ON!
You're TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The meeting is about
to commence!






TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!


Tommy storms into the room, bug-eyed with rage!

Barley's shirt slogan "It's OK to be OK"

TOMMY: All I can say is... "Get a job!!"



TAMMY:
What did you say?!


LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am


TAMMY:
That's more like it.


LEAZA:
Hey! What are you
doing to the dish
soap?!

LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

Leaza impatiently grabs the multi-colored bottle, and ends up mixing the colors together into a khaki-colored goo

Littler screams out as Tammy grabs the bottle and the colors all mix together

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!

TAMMY: Oh for cryin' out loud... JOEY RAINBOW:
(shuddering)
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