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The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON



POOR FAMILY WINS LOTTERY

One of the poor characters wins the lottery and has so much money that The Eleeks let him join their club. "If I were one of The Eleeks, I'd want to exterminate the unwashed masses too" It ends up being a (bad) dream and he wakes up saying "I'm so glad I'm poor!"

(sniffing derisively)
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MEAT
the bad kid "Meat" tied a kite to Lil Bro and sent him flying, much to Littler's sobbing chagrin

Meat and Potato's family from the Some people from the "Wrong Side of the Tracks" (Meat's family) wins the lotto

DAD: I took the money I usually would have spent on cigarettes, and instead of buying cigarettes I bought the lotto ticket... and now here I am! Thirty million dollars richer!!

I'm ridin' high and lovin' life!

------- Pan out to show him with some big lipped, big tit women getting into the pink limosine.

PERSON: That's a blessed lesson. What does that teach you then... give up cigarettes huh?

DAD: Hell no! Now I can buy a whole #$%load more!

Meat's dad wins the lotto but he doesn't want to move away because he doesn't want to have to pay for his family to move, so he just stays in the same crappy house and buys the same crappy beer... only MORE of it!

"The Eleeks" and the "Cogniscenti" (emphasis on SCENT and not in a good way either)

"The Eleeks" are that upper crust of society that hobknobs with The Power Plant, Senator Dick Tate, head of FECES ( cronies The land developers

The housing association is like a googly-eyed groupie gaping...

TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
I sure hope you're
looking for a job!


BARLEY:
Actually, I have
something lined up
at the crystal shop.


Tommy storms into the room, bug-eyed with rage!

TOMMY: (off camera)
CRYSTAL SHOP?!
What kind of life
skills will that bring?!


BARLEY: (off camera)
I dunno... I just
thought I'd enjoy it.


TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!


Tommy storms into the room, bug-eyed with rage!

Barley's shirt slogan "It's OK to be OK"

TAMMY:
What did you say?!


LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am


TAMMY:
That's more like it.


LEAZA:
Hey! What are you
doing to the dish
soap?!

LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!