"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

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Bizzy Buddies - Pleasant Facade Estates Vuja Day
SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON



MA: My taste buds are agog with anticipation!

THE CAT WHISPERER
Ma keeps her bags of dry cat food in the washer and dryer to keep the cats out of it. Tommy turns on the dryer, all this rattling. MA: That's the cat food!

The kids are terrified because Ma spends all her money and keeps threatening to re-write her will leaving everything to her cat Pierre.
The will states "Whosover provides guardianship to said Feline Pierre shall benefit the reaps of these rewards."

MA: My cats have to have separate water dishes and litter trays I have to have separate water ishes and litter trays for my cats. MA: The tough thing is providing separate water dishes and litter trays for forty two cats! TOMMY: I can understand that... I'd hate to have to have to use the crapper after Troy

Tommy realizes how much Ma is spending on cat food
TOMMMY: cat food is $2 a can?! That's outrageous!!
MA: only the best for my babies
TOMMY: my inheritance is ending up in the litter box!!


(clucking to herself, clucking sadly)

Everyone feels entitled... Everyone feels free to complain about my cats... and when those certain people's kids do stupid things do "I" ever complain... no! Do I ever say "I told you so"? No! Do I ever say rude things?! No!

Ma to her dreaded cousin Mathilda
MATHILDA: I hope you don't have any cats around that place... they're dirty and they bring bad luck.
MA: I don't have a SINGLE cat!
MATHILDA: Good. Because by the rights of co-ownership I blah blah blah...


Later Barley/Timmy confronts Ma.
TIMMY: You said you didn't have a "single" cat.
MA: That's right Timmy. It's true. I don't have a single cat. I have 42 cats!

They both burst out laughing!
TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
I sure hope you're
looking for a job!


BARLEY:
Actually, I have
something lined up
at the crystal shop.


TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!



LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!