"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON

MA: We're just ambling along
OSCAR: As long as were still ambulatory
MA: As long as we don't end up in an ambuLANCE.

Later on Ma Tuckus and Oscar Frankowitz hook up and eventually "fall in love" (whatever THAT is...) and they get a motorhome and travel the country with Ma's cats and Oscar's dog.

Book titles: Don't Let the Cat Out! Must Love Garlic! SWM Oscar has long declared he doesn't believe in spirits. Oscar is the Perpetual Patient. He makes plans to get sick in order to justify paying for his insurance coverage. He's always in the hospital (he really likes all the pretty nurses). show Oscar in bed (snoring), and the spirit of his dead wife hovering over him Later he tells Ma OSCAR: I had the most vivid dream... that Marjorie was there by my bedside, smiling at me. Something she didn't do alot of in real life. It was such a vivid dream. She had such a big smile. I wondering what she would've been thinking if she were alive? show picture of closeup of the ghost happy joyous, (thought balloon) "I'm so glad I don't have to sleep with this old buzzsaw anymore" OSCAR: I feel more at peace now. Like I can let someone else in my life. Marjorie's spirit is hovering over Oscar, hands on his shoulders. Smiling. OSCAR: and Bertha doesn't growl at you as much anymore. MA: It's time for me to tell my kids... about us! When Ma breaks the romance to the kids (confirms the rumors) MA: (coyly) The rumors are true. TROY: What rumors? MA: About me and Mr. Frankowitz TOMMY: You're pregnant?! TROY scowls at Tommy TOMMY: (shrugging) It happens. Aliens impregnanting people, old ladies having babies... 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 We will show Oscar's wife's ghost in the story, gently prodding him and giving him advice, but he has no idea she's near him. The dog reacts. The dog didn't like the former wife either. Oscar's dog Bertha didn't like Oscar's wife when she was alive either. "Jealous little bitch..." 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Ma's dating profile:"Must Love Garlic" \b0 Ma signs up for dating website: "Silver 'n Sexy". "Don't tell my sons".\par Immediately the women tell her sons. Troy's reaction: "I hope she's happy... and uses birth control"\par Tommy's reaction: "Is THAT where my inheritance money is going?!"\par \par"The guy better pay... I don't want my inheritance paying for dates!" \b\par TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
I sure hope you're
looking for a job!


BARLEY:
Actually, I have
something lined up
at the crystal shop.


TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!



LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!