"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON

The kitchen is an utter mess

LITTLER:
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MA:
(shuddering)
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\strike GRANDMA: Littler... don't leave the washer lid up. The cats might jump in it/there\par LITTLER: Don't be silly Grandma, they're not that stu...\par The sudden crash of the lid coming down, catching the cats tail in the door. The cat is terrified. Littler tries to grab him out, but he's clinging to the inside of the washing machine (the little holes) and Littler can't get him loose. She is covered with scratches. Grandma is too absorbed with the cat to worry about Littler\par GRANDMA: (screaming) My baby!! Granma runs toward the cat (not Littler)\par With Grandma screeching, the cat is even MORE terrified. Littler should've listened to Grandma.\par Littler is self-absorbed, but in a good-way.\par Granma is self-absorbed, in a different way.\par \strike0\par

\strike Tommy comes over to help, he can't do it. Animal rescue is called in. All the neighbors are standing around gawking and gossiping. Mean ol' Oscar Frankowitz is among them, one of Grandma's most ardent enemies!\par \par OSCAR: Anyone dumb enough to own a cat deserves to have one caught in their washing machine.\par \par After the cost of the animal rescue, replacing washing machine and vet bills... the whole ordeal cost Grandma $5000.\par \par GRANDMA: Someone has to pay for this.\par LITTLE sits idly by, trying to ignore conversation\par \par GRANMA: I'm taking this out of your allowance...\par \par Littler has a sassy smug look on her face.\par \par GRANMA: ...for the next 30 years!\par \par Littler is upset!\par \strike0\par