"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON

Littler (La Poquita)\par \par LITTLER: I don't talk too much... you listen too much!\par

CinderLittler is supposed to be doing the dishes

TAMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
I sure hope you're
in there getting those
dishes done!

LITTLER: (off camera)
(bellowing back)
I am! I am!


Tammy storms into the room.

TAMMY:
What did you say?!


LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am


TAMMY:
That's more like it.


LEAZA:
Hey! What are you
doing to the dish
soap?!

LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

Leaza impatiently grabs the multi-colored bottle, and ends up mixing the colors together into a khaki-colored goo

Littler screams out as Tammy grabs the bottle and the colors all mix together

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!

TAMMY: Oh for cryin' out loud...

The "Evil Sister" bounces into the room, currying favor with the "Evil Mom".

LITTLER: (whining) I want to wear a pretty dress too...why can't I go too?

EVIL MOM: (getting annoyed) Because it's your sister's high school senior prom and you're only 6 years old.

LITTLER: That's age discrimination!

The "Evil Mom" and "Evil Sister" roll their eyes in unison.

Then Littler's fairy turns her into CinderLittler with a fancy outfit, a pink limousine, bear bodyguards

All jaws are dropped when Littler arrives. Leaza is seething. All the attention is on Littler.

Littler loses her shoe or something there. The prince of the ball has to find her.

LITTLER CLEANING UP

Littler has to mop the floor. Ma comes in to inspect... there are patches of clean tile interspersed with patches of still-dirty tile.

MA: How come there's all these dirty patches? LITTLER: 'Cos that's where I was standing.

Littler is told to mop the floor. She mops, but only parts of the floor are clean. MA: Littler, look at all the dirty patches LITTLER: That's where I was standing

Ma makes Littler re-do the floor. The formerly dirty spots are now clean but the formerly clean spots are now dirty.

Littler accidentally swallows a lemon seed and is scared that a lemon tree is going to grow inside of her.

LITTLER's BIZ Littler is indicted on fraudalent advertising of her online Japanese Maple business, claiming they were from "King Tut's Tomb" LITTLER: I don't even know what "Tomb" is.. BARLEY: That's where dead people are. LITTLER: (screams)

JOEY RAINBOW:
(shuddering)
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