"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies
The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day
THE BIZZY BUDDIES:
• humans
• aliens
• animals
• insects
• plants
• aquatic life
• fair & foul weather |
LV DAY - writer/illustrator
ALLIUM COUNTY MAP | ALLIUM COUNTY HISTORY | THE TUCKUS FAMILY | TECHNOLOGY TERMS | CONTACT US | LINKS | SITE MAP
ALLIUM COUNTY MAP | ALLIUM COUNTY HISTORY | THE TUCKUS FAMILY | TECHNOLOGY TERMS | CONTACT US | LINKS | SITE MAP
SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON
society is afflicted by "Mad Sheep Disease"! The disease causes your hair to turn curly and it's contagious. They are shunned. people wearing masks.
Everyone is required to get the injection otherwise they are forbidden from attending work or school.
Littler Tuckus is afraid to get the injection. When she hears that she won't be allowed to attend school unless she gets the shot she says "Well, that's certainly not an incentive". However, her mom Tammy wants her to get the innoculation so Littler won't be home driving her crazy!
Scientists have discovered a rare anti-body in sheep that eat leeks as a cure vaccination for the mad sheeple disease (sheepleek)
The region/world is plagued by "Ovis Syndrome": it renders sufferers with symptoms like unexplicable curling of the hair and "baaing" like a sheep. The only remedy comes from an innoculation made from the urine of sheep that eat leeks! Farmers in Leekville with sheep that eat leeks are in for a potential fortune/windfall!
Tommy made alot of money selling his half of the family farm. Now Troy will have a chance to make alot of money himself because they need sheep that eat leeks/leak-eating sheep to create an antidote for
society is afflicted by "Mad Sheep Disease"! The disease causes your hair to turn curly and it's contagious. They are shunned. people wearing masks.
Scientists have discovered a rare anti-body in sheep that eat leeks as a cure vaccination for the mad sheeple disease (sheepleek)
Ovis Syndrome people have to wear masks because there was a gas leak (or should we say "leek")
OVIS SYNDROME
There is a disease called "Ovis Syndrome" and the innoculation for it is derived from the urine of sheep that eat leeks. Troy stands to make ALOT of money from this venture. The Eleeks want him to promote the fear of Ovis so that they can sell alot of sheep piss!
BARLEY'S NIGHTMARE
The "big politician" denounces the "Mad Sheep" (everyone's angry - either for or against urbanization and development) and demands vaccinations. After a person is vaccinated, they get curly hair and then turn into a sheep. At first they are sorta shunned, but as there are more and mmore sheep... it's the normal humans who start to be shunned. Then the sheep run society and the humans are the "animals" on the farm slaving away
half the people in allium county are for rural... half are against. There is fear of disease, so people have to get vaccinated with sheep urine and leek juice... and then they developo sheep heads.
------------------------------------------------ TROY OVIS SYNDROME INNOCULATION LEEKS SHEEP
Troy has a chance to make alot of money with the sheep urine and the leeks because of the antibody. He wants to jump on it. But then he has to wonder if it will be bad for mankind. The drawback is it makes you smell like a sulfurous barnyard. The rationalization is this: barnyard animals aren't repulsed by each other's smell because they ALL smell that way. So the more people who smell like a sulfurous barnyard, the more "narmal" it will be, hence considered "less repulsive"
Troy stands to make alot of money through the sheep urine from leeks patent. He has to decidee between greed and ethics. Tommy made alot of money selling his half of the Tuckus Farm. (sorta like Knotts Berry Farm they even develop their own berry
"They" want to use the serum from sheep urine and leeks and use it to vaccinate people... and then they turn into curly-haired sheep.
TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The meeting is about
to commence!
TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!
Tommy storms into the room, bug-eyed with rage!
Barley's shirt slogan "It's OK to be OK"
TOMMY: All I can say is... "Get a job!!"
TAMMY:
What did you say?!
LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am
TAMMY:
That's more like it.
LEAZA:
Hey! What are you
doing to the dish
soap?!
LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow
Leaza impatiently grabs the multi-colored bottle, and ends up mixing the colors together into a khaki-colored goo
Littler screams out as Tammy grabs the bottle and the colors all mix together
LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!
TAMMY: Oh for cryin' out loud... JOEY RAINBOW:
(shuddering)
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INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON
society is afflicted by "Mad Sheep Disease"! The disease causes your hair to turn curly and it's contagious. They are shunned. people wearing masks.
Everyone is required to get the injection otherwise they are forbidden from attending work or school.
Littler Tuckus is afraid to get the injection. When she hears that she won't be allowed to attend school unless she gets the shot she says "Well, that's certainly not an incentive". However, her mom Tammy wants her to get the innoculation so Littler won't be home driving her crazy!
Scientists have discovered a rare anti-body in sheep that eat leeks as a cure vaccination for the mad sheeple disease (sheepleek)
The region/world is plagued by "Ovis Syndrome": it renders sufferers with symptoms like unexplicable curling of the hair and "baaing" like a sheep. The only remedy comes from an innoculation made from the urine of sheep that eat leeks! Farmers in Leekville with sheep that eat leeks are in for a potential fortune/windfall!
Tommy made alot of money selling his half of the family farm. Now Troy will have a chance to make alot of money himself because they need sheep that eat leeks/leak-eating sheep to create an antidote for
society is afflicted by "Mad Sheep Disease"! The disease causes your hair to turn curly and it's contagious. They are shunned. people wearing masks.
Scientists have discovered a rare anti-body in sheep that eat leeks as a cure vaccination for the mad sheeple disease (sheepleek)
Ovis Syndrome people have to wear masks because there was a gas leak (or should we say "leek")
OVIS SYNDROME
There is a disease called "Ovis Syndrome" and the innoculation for it is derived from the urine of sheep that eat leeks. Troy stands to make ALOT of money from this venture. The Eleeks want him to promote the fear of Ovis so that they can sell alot of sheep piss!
BARLEY'S NIGHTMARE
The "big politician" denounces the "Mad Sheep" (everyone's angry - either for or against urbanization and development) and demands vaccinations. After a person is vaccinated, they get curly hair and then turn into a sheep. At first they are sorta shunned, but as there are more and mmore sheep... it's the normal humans who start to be shunned. Then the sheep run society and the humans are the "animals" on the farm slaving away
half the people in allium county are for rural... half are against. There is fear of disease, so people have to get vaccinated with sheep urine and leek juice... and then they developo sheep heads.
------------------------------------------------ TROY OVIS SYNDROME INNOCULATION LEEKS SHEEP
Troy has a chance to make alot of money with the sheep urine and the leeks because of the antibody. He wants to jump on it. But then he has to wonder if it will be bad for mankind. The drawback is it makes you smell like a sulfurous barnyard. The rationalization is this: barnyard animals aren't repulsed by each other's smell because they ALL smell that way. So the more people who smell like a sulfurous barnyard, the more "narmal" it will be, hence considered "less repulsive"
Troy stands to make alot of money through the sheep urine from leeks patent. He has to decidee between greed and ethics. Tommy made alot of money selling his half of the Tuckus Farm. (sorta like Knotts Berry Farm they even develop their own berry
"They" want to use the serum from sheep urine and leeks and use it to vaccinate people... and then they turn into curly-haired sheep.
TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The meeting is about
to commence!
TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!
Tommy storms into the room, bug-eyed with rage!
Barley's shirt slogan "It's OK to be OK"
TOMMY: All I can say is... "Get a job!!"
TAMMY:
What did you say?!
LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am
TAMMY:
That's more like it.
LEAZA:
Hey! What are you
doing to the dish
soap?!
LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow
Leaza impatiently grabs the multi-colored bottle, and ends up mixing the colors together into a khaki-colored goo
Littler screams out as Tammy grabs the bottle and the colors all mix together
LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!
TAMMY: Oh for cryin' out loud... JOEY RAINBOW:
(shuddering)
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