"Snail's Pace Productions Pleasant Facade Estates The Bizzy Buddies

The Night Before Christmas humorous illustrated story featuring The Bizzy Buddies writer illustrator Vuja Day

SCENE 1
INT. HOUSE - AFTERNOON

DeeDee Duncan has to hire a limo for Senator Dick Tate: the only one she could get was a pink VW bug limosine. Senator Dick Tate is furious! DeeDee Duncan: New campaign: "Don't Take a Leak in Leek Creek!"
Senator Dick Tate and the gal he gets a job as visitors bureau, always misspelling words. FECES. The Senator's clothes where his gal connects him with Tatu. The two battling fraternal twin brothers are running against each other in the Allium County election.

Senator Dick Tate sets up his "associate" DeeDee Duncan (mistress) to be Director of the Allium County Visitors Bureau. She misspells pertinent things: stupid person doing the marketing for Leekville. First they misspell "Leek" as "Leak". Then they misspell "Capitol" "Capital" (shrugging) "So what... it's just one letter...."
DeeDee Duncan is in charge of ordering signs, printings for 'Save Leek Lake'. He was told to have printed "Leave Leek Lake Alone". Jake came back with signs saying "Leave Leek Lake A Loan"
You and your like-minded ilk

The Power Plant and Senator Dick Tate are in cahoots with one another

Senator Dick Tate commissions a "campaign wardrobe" from his campaign funds

later on, DeeDee Duncan and the Senator go off together, and she sees the alligator on the farm and decides she wants an alligator luggage set.

DeeDee Duncan does the Allium County marketing "Take a Leak at the Leekville Mall". She leaves the cedilla off the "C" on Pleasant Facade Estates" ("I thought it was a piece of hair...")A board member has a fit because there is no cedilla on the "C" in "Facade". DeeDee Duncan left off the cedilla. TOMMY: (off camera)
(bellowing)
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The meeting is about
to commence!






TOMMY: (off camera)
"Enjoy it??! You're
not supposed to enjoy.
your job!


Tommy storms into the room, bug-eyed with rage!

Barley's shirt slogan "It's OK to be OK"

TOMMY: All I can say is... "Get a job!!"



TAMMY:
What did you say?!


LITTLER:
(meekly)
i am i am


TAMMY:
That's more like it.


LEAZA:
Hey! What are you
doing to the dish
soap?!

LITTLER:
!-- (meekly)
--> That's my rainbow

Leaza impatiently grabs the multi-colored bottle, and ends up mixing the colors together into a khaki-colored goo

Littler screams out as Tammy grabs the bottle and the colors all mix together

LEAZA:
(shuddering
in disgust)
This isn't rainbow
colored... this is a
yucky color!

TAMMY: Oh for cryin' out loud... JOEY RAINBOW:
(shuddering)
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