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Other institutions have their "Crimson Circle"... Hardturd University has its "Scarlet Square". They are rivals of members of Stale University Bulb and Bones Society.

The most elite "finally club" at Hardturd University is the Porcupine Club. Its mascot is the golden porcupine. The Porcupine Club's motto is Dum vivimus vivamus (while we live, let us be dumb).

Hardturd University is the spawning ground for the spawn of well-heeled generations of monied matriarchs and patronizing patriarchs... Today in modern times, The Alliuminati are the glitterati of the so-called Global Eleeks.



This stratospheric level of high-rank is achieved only by the richest (and most corrupt) in the world. Many are alumni of poison-ivy league schools such as Stale University.