Snail's Pace Productions Cartoons Bizzy Buddies

In the old disco days "E" meant "Extreme Joy"...
nowadays it means Efeareum!
Forget about sterling, forget about fiat currency, forget about stock portfolios, forget about real estate. The hot new investment is cryptic currency and the favored darling is Spitcoin (SPT) and its marketing rival Efear (EFF).

There is a hot new alt-coin rival on the horizon... TakaLeek Tokens (TLT), which is the native currency for the hot new Allium schlockchain.

Where does Cryptic Currency come from? A clandestine server farm has been detected in rural Leekville...