The Porcupine Club
Other institutions have their fraternities...
Hardturd University has its "Finally Clubs" (meaning the student is
FINALLY out of high school!)
The most elite "Finally Club" at Hardturd University is the Porcupine Club. Its mascot is the Golden Porcupine.
The Porcupine Club's motto...
"Dum vivimus vivamus"
("while we live, let us be dum")
Members of the Hardturd's Porcupine Club are intense rivals of
Stale University's most elite fraternity
Alpha Beta Pie.