Hardturd University
Other institutions have their 'Crimson Circle'... Hardturd University has its
'Scarlet Square'.
Hardturd University is the spawning ground for the spawn of well-heeled generations of monied matriarchs and patronizing patriarchs...
Instead of college fraternities, Hardturd University has "finally clubs" (meaning the student is FINALLY out of highschool). The most elite finally club at Hardturd University is the
Porcupine Club. The Porcupine Club's motto is
Dumb vivimus vivamus (while we live, let us be dumb). Its mascot is the golden porcupine.