Ovis Syndrome
It's BAAAAaaaadddd!
Allium County has been affected with a mysterious malady called "Ovis Syndrome" which renders its victims unable to speak... only bleat like a sheep!
A cure is derived using a
vaccine made from the
urine of sheep that eat leeks. The problem is... the vaccine makes you smell like a sulfurous barnyard!
Senator Dick Tate is head of the task force to create an ad campaign to intimidate people to get vaccinated (and to wear the mask over their nose to protect against the sulfur smell). The slogan for the campaign is
"Either Urine or Ur Out!"
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