OVIS SYNDROME
Allium County has been affected with a mysterious malady called
"Ovis Syndrome" which renders its victims unable to speak... only bleat like a sheep!
A cure is derived using an
innoculation made from the
urine of sheep that eat leeks.
Everyone is required to get innoculated to be able to go to work and school. The main side-effect is you end up smelling like a sulfurous barnyard!
Senator Dick Tate is head of the task force to create an ad campaign encouraging people to get innoculated. The slogan for the campaign is
"Either UrIne or UrOut!"
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