Ovis Syndrome
A new disease is in town...
"Ovis Syndrome" that will make you bleat like a sheep and get curly hair
The only cure is a vaccination from the urine of sheep that eat leeks.
It's BAAAAaaaadddd!
Allium County has been affected with a mysterious malady called
"Ovis Syndrome" which renders its victims unable to speak... only bleat like a sheep!
A cure is derived using a vaccine made from the urine of sheep that eat leeks. The problem is... it makes you smell like a sulfurous barnyard!
Senator Dick Tate is designated honorary head of the task force to create an ad campaign to encourage people to get innoculated (and to wear the mask over their nose to protect against the sulfur smell).
The slogan for the campaign is
"Either UrIne or UrOut!"