EXTREME UNCTION
- The Band -
Burpee Slush! The drink of blue-tongued champions!
Jake Tuckus decides to pursue a "music career"
(even though he can't sing, play or write). He drags his cousin
Barley into the "group", but two band members isn't enough.
Jake, the self-styled leader of the band, enlists the questionable talents of
Joey Rainbow... but Joey Rainbow and Barley clash. Jake can't afford to lose Barley because he's the only one who knows how to play music!
The band gets a
low-rent agent and lands a contract with a reality-based TV show. However... the show already has enough heavy metal bands but not enough religious bands. Jake and the group must change their whole genre and persona in order to be able to sell their souls for TV fame.
The 4-letter word that begins with "F" is "Fame"... maybe it's better to be unknown for the right reasons than to be known for the wrong.
There's gonna be H-E-L-L to pay...!
Her mom
Tammy sees this as an opportunity to fulfill her own thwarted dreams (and to rekindle her long-gone adolescence).
Much to Leaza's utmost despair, Tammy makes plans to move to Follywood to act as her daughter's chaperone, "momager"... and ROOMMATE!
Soon afterwards Leaza falls under the spell of the lead singer for the
Free RATicals, especially the lead "singer"
Joey Rainbow...