"Behind The Curtain"
THE BOULDERFELLA FAMILY
Snail's Pace Productions LLC
Humorous Illustrated Stories
Featuring The Bizzy Buddies ®
The billionaire Boulderfella family members are not-so-distant cousins of the Rockefeller Family. Stalwart members of the Alliuminati, they are not creators... they are destroyers. They took over venerable fast-food legends "Leaning Tower Of Pizza" and "Build-A-Burger" and since then, those institutions have been hit with cases of food poisoning and alleged money laundering.
The Boulderfella Family took possession of Leekville Mall when the owners went bankrupt. Since then, they have jacked up the rents and made life miserable for the business owners and tenants of the mall.
Members of the Boulderfella Family attend the annual World Turd Forum to hobnob with their fellow Global eLeeks. They fly into town in their private jets while bemoaning pollution and climate change and promoting the New World Disorder and The Great Reboot for "the little people".
Senator Dick Tate shows up at the annual World Turd Forum to rub elbows and grease palms of the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks. Nothing like green money and black mail to win friends and influence enemies! ➔
Der Potatokopf is one of the cretinous members of the Alliuminati, whose members hide The Boulderfella Family of "power". ➔
God Almighty gave Human Beings the gift of Free Will and we abuse it by worshipping money and giving our power away to the Alliuminati and the Global eLeeks and other various political trolls. ➔
"The Nasty Masters"
Humans who worship money are in danger of giving away their power and free will to the Global eLeeks and the corrupt Politicians.
The Nasty Masters →
"Rules For Thee..."
Rules for thee.. but not me! (according to THEM) They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten veggies... the Global eLeeks!
Rules For Thee... →
"The Social Trapezoid"
Forget about being the cream at the top of 'The Social Pyramid'. Nowadays you want to be at the top of the heap on 'The Social TRAPezoid'!
The Social Trapezoid →
"Down The Rabbit Hole"
The Global eLeeks make lots of 'promises' about climate and energy to the gullible public. If it sounds too good to be true... it probably ISN'T!
Down The Rabbit Hole →
"The Alliuminati"
The upper crusty echelon of secret society... the Alliuminati is far more dangerous, obnoxious and STINKY than the infamous Illuminati!
The Alliuminati →
"The Eye Of Improvidence"
You are being watched by the Reptilians... The Eye of Improvidence, depicted as a single eye within a trapezoid surrounded by a prison search light.
The Eye Of Improvidence →
"Saul Fuhr III"
Saul Fuhr III, the richest gazillionaire in the world, so stinky and mean he won't let his servants even LOOK at him... not that they'd even want to!
Saul Fuhr III →
"Aleek The Leek"
This little sneaky weak geeky leek is the snooty, snotty scion of the richest gazillionaire in the world Saul Fuhr III and heir apparent to his father's evil legacy.
Aleek The Leek →
"Der Potatokopf"
Billionaire Der Potatokopf started the World Turd Forum to galvanize the Global eLeeks into promoting the New World Disorder and The Great Reboot.
Der Potatokopf →
"The Boulderfella Family"
These bottom-feeders inherited their fast-food fortune through acquisition of burger joints like "Build-A-Burger" and other various nefarious investments.
The Boulderfella Family →
"The Power Plant"
Who (or WHAT) is in charge at the Power Plant? Little does the citizenry know... but they are being run by The Power Plant in more ways than one!
The Power Plant →
"Count Gruesome"
Forget about his countstituents! Count Gruesome cares only about his oily coiffed hair and designer socks and power and money and BLOOD!
Count Gruesome →
"Senator Dick Tate"
Senator Dick Tate is like a dog being trained with promises of money and power. He is being curried by the Global eLeeks to win the future election!
Senator Dick Tate →
"The Global eLeeks"
These limp, soggy, overdone veggies are NOT elite. They are no better than anyone else. They're rotten leeks... the Global eLeeks!
The Global Eleeks →
"The Puppet Master"
Ironically enough... a stinky, rotten fetid garlic bulb is in charge of grooming a sleazy, oily vampire to become leader of the wanna-be soon-to-not-be free world.
The Puppet Master →
"Tales From The Cryptocracy"
A cryptocracy is a government where secret leaders hold the power. The public leaders aren't in control; the true decision-makers are hidden.
Tales From The Cryptocracy →
"The Plant Kingdom"
Plants are mean, selfish and vicious creatures... only out for themselves. Everyone of them thinks THEY are the one and only KING!
The Plant Kingdom →
"The Deep Steak"
The Deep Steak is a ruthless herd of meat-heads charged with protecting the reputation of political figure-heads like Count Gruesome.
The Deep Steak →
"County Ultra Security Surveillance CUSS"
The County Uber Security Surveillance (CUSS) is waiting, watching and working alongside The Deep Steak to keep an EYE on YOU!!!
County Ultra Security Surveillance CUSS →
"The Shadow Government"
The Reptilians in the Shadow Government lurk behind the curtains of power, whispering into the ears of the corrupt politicians and Global eLeeks.
The Shadow Government →
"The UN-United Nations"
This inter-governmental organization is 'supposed' to maintain global peace, security, cooperation, protect human rights and prevent conflict.
The UN-United Nations →
"The NGOs - Non Good Organizations"
Focusing on human rights, climate and health, NGOs are "non-profits" receiving government funding and run by cream-at-the-top siphoning "professionals".
The NGOs No Good Organizations →
"Skeletons In The Closet"
Let's open the doors and find all the piles of skeletons hiding in the closets of the Global Eleeks and the politicians.
Skeletons In The Closet →
"The Scales Of Injustice"
There is no such thing as the Scales of Justice in this political world when the Scales of Injustice is far more profitable (according to the Global eLeeks)
The Scales Of Injustice →
"The Development Party"
The Development Party supports growing business and tourism in Allium County. Their focus is making money... lots of money... for THEMSELVES!
The Development Party →
"The Ecology Party"
The Ecology Party supports farming and climate sustainable practices. They have good intentions to protect Planet Earth but are somewhat gullible.
The Ecology Party →
"Senator Dick Tate's Campaign"
Senator Dick Tate's re-election strategy is rife with corruption and intrigue while he makes a disastrous campaign whistle-stop in Allium County.
Senator Dick Tate's Campaign →
"F.E.C.E.S."
How much cream at the top of the federal coffers is flushed down the toilet at the Federal Energy Commission of Environmental Studies?
F.E.C.E.S. →
"World Turd Forum WTF"
Every year the Global eLeeks meet at the World Turd Forum, an international 'stink-tank' sharing ideas to turn the world into a big giant turd.
World Turd Forum WTF →
"You Will Own Nothing"
You will own nothing... no house, no car, no privacy. You will be free from responsibility. You will be taken care of. You won't have to think for yourself.
You Will Own Nothing →
"The Great Reboot"
The limp, rotten Global eLeeks attending the World Turd Form (WTF) are proponents of the The Great Reboot to support the New World Disorder.
The Great Reboot →
"The New World Disorder"
The New World Disorder is promoted by the World Turd Form to create a corrupt, totalitarian, one-world government that strips individual liberties.
The New World Disorder →
"Let Them Eat Cake!"
As long as it's full of high-fructose corn syrup, canola oil, partially hydrogenated fats, red dye #3, potassium bromate, MSG, BHA, BHT, nitrites, nitrates...
Let Them Eat Cake! →
"The World's Best Protein"
The Global eLeeks are busy buying up all the farmland so they can create a food shortage and then kill all the bugs to make BUG PROTEIN for the masses!
The World's Best Protein →
"World Health and Tyranny"
The WHAT directs health emergency responses, promotes healthier lives and aims to ensure the highest level of health for all Global eLeeks.
World Health And Tyranny WHAT →
"Obaaaaay...!"
You will follow orders. You have no free will. You must do as we tell you. We are weak stupid vegetables but we have more money and influence than you.
Obaaaaay...! →
"The Ovis Virus"
A new dread disease, the Ovis virus, escapes from a scientific laboratory and its affliction causes the sufferer to bleat like a sheep instead of talk.
Ovis Virus →
"The Ovis Vaccine"
The cure for the Ovis virus is a vaccine made from the urine of sheep that eat leeks. The main drawback... it makes the sufferer smell like an old barnyard!
The Ovis Vaccine →
"Either Ur IN or Ur OUT!"
Everyone is required to get the Ovis vaccine. No one's quite sure what exactly is in that syringe but the main ingredient is sheep urine!
Either UrIN or UrOUT! →
"The Senator's New Clothes"
Senator Dick Tate uses tax-payer money (of course) and hires Tatu the tattoo artist to design his campaign wardrobe with disastrous results!
The Senator's New Clothes →
"WikiLeeks"
Tweet! Tweet! Let's blow some whistles on the fraud and corruption pertaining to government officials and their unsavory co-horts in Allium County.
WikiLeeks →
"The Sword Of Damocles"
The ever-present peril hanging overhead by a thread... the constant threat of disaster and financial ruin that accompanies those wielding power.
The Sword Of Damocles →
"Knowledge Is Power"
Ignorance is NOT bliss when you use your free will indiscriminately and apathetically, letting the Global eLeeks take your power away from you.
Knowledge Is Power →
"The Poison Ivy League Universities"
Harvard, Yale and Princeton cannot even compete with the esteemed 'Leaves of Three' institutions of the Poison Ivy League university system.
Poison Ivy League Universities →
The billionaire Boulderfella family members are not-so-distant cousins of the Rockefeller Family. Stalwart members of the Alliuminati, they are not creators... they are destroyers. They took over venerable fast-food legends "Leaning Tower Of Pizza" and "Build-A-Burger" and since then, those institutions have been hit with cases of food poisoning and alleged money laundering.
The Boulderfella Family took possession of Leekville Mall when the owners went bankrupt. Since then, they have jacked up the rents and made life miserable for the business owners and tenants of the mall.
"Leekville Mall"
The billionaire Boulderfella Family, who owns the Leekville Mall, are getting desperate for tenants because everyone is moving out due to high rents!
Leekville Mall →
"66 Flavors Icecream"
66 Flavors Icecream boasts a treat-filled menu that will fulfill your gastronomic dreams... featuring Allium County's much-heralded 'Leek Icecream'!
66 Flavors Icecream →
"Build-A-Burger"
Test your intestinal fortitude... made-to-order customized burgers. Try saurkraut or peanut butter or even chocolate on your burgers (or all 3 together!)
Build-A-Burger →
"Burpee Slush"
Burpee Slush Inc. is featuring 'rock star' Joey Rainbow in their ad campaign, much to the chagrin (and intense jealousy) of his fellow bandmates.
Burpee Slush →
"The Leaning Tower Of Pizza"
This pizza joint has been hit with several class-action lawsuits related to health department issues and also complaints about money laundering.
The Leaning Tower Of Pizza →
"Marie Antoinette's Cakes & Pastries"
You'll lose your head over these yummy, gooey rich French pastries and special-occasion cakes that revolutionize what high-end desserts are all about!
Marie Antoinette's Cakes & Pastries →
"The Knives Of Damocles"
Talk about a very pointed purchase incentive... this high-end cutlery shop displays its inventory of sharp knives dangling from the ceiling of the store!
The Knives Of Damocles →
"L'Ateliér Mércüry"
Move over Hermès... don't overlook this over-the-top, over-priced and over-hyped mall shop where a cheap scarf costs more than a car!
L'Ateliér Mércüry →
"Tatu's Tattoos"
Tatu can do any tattoo! Whatever design you desire. No request is too weird for Tatu to do. Take advantage of the two-for-one bogo deals.
Tatu's Tattoos →
"Tootsie's Toy Store"
Every kid will find every kind of toy that's imaginable. What a fun place to be! For young and old. Bring lotsa money$$!!
Tootsie's Toy Store →
"The Sweet Tooth"
Strategically located next to the toy store, this candy shop is owned by the local dentist in order to garner more business for his dental practice.
The Sweet Tooth →
"Pandora's Box"
Your eyes will cross and your mouth will foam when you see all the mannequins draped in the finest undulating undies of Allium County.
Pandora's Box →
"Bijou's Jewels"
Gorgeous jewelry awaits you and your wallet! Loan officers are on staff to help you refinance your home to buy a lousy necklace that's price-inflated 500x.
Bijou's Jewels →
"Broken Record Music"
This store serves as ground zero for illustrious bands as The Free RATicals. Music instruments, vinyl and all kinds of musical resources are at your disposal.
Broken Record Music →
"The Vapid Vapor"
These vapors will make every vaper vapid. Witness the world's biggest hookah. Must be 18 or over. Must sign a psychiatric waiver to enter.
The Vapid Vapor →
"The Whine Bar"
Belly up to the bar and whine about how miserable you are and we guarantee you'll feel ALOT worse tomorrow morning!
The Whine Bar →
"Dragon Lady Nails & Beauty"
Professional beauty consultants on staff. You'll look like a million bucks after you shell out about a million bucks to get the talons of your dreams!
Dragon Lady Nails & Beauty →
"The Gamey Gamers"
Attention slack-jawed gamers of Allium County... good hygiene and good manners are not a prerequisite to hang out at this video hang-out. Just money.
The Gamey Gamers →
"Leekville Electronics"
Every electric gadget can be found here. You can plug in, turn on, tune in and tune out. Everything to help you achieve your electronic ecstasy.
Leekville Electronics →
"Nature's Crystals"
Rock hounds abound at this emporium of beautiful stones, crystals and semi precious gems. Oooh and ahhh at the beauty bestowed by Mother Earth!
Nature's Crystals →
"Purdy's Pets"
Enter at your own risk. A cacophonous melange of barking, howling, hissing and screeching mammals, reptiles and water creatures awaits you!
Purdy's Pets →
"Grosstein's Groceries"
High-end marketing with low-end quality... and yet this one-stop grocery shop will still feed your needs. Empty your wallet and fill your belly!
Grosstein's Groceries →
"The Dollar Laundromat"
